svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

(Source: officialplanetmars)

cuntakinte:

If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(Source: chemkitt)

Pretty Little Liars » Aria Montgomery + Hairporn season 2

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif)

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

i tRIED SO HARD TO ACROLL PAST THIS

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)